Eavesdropping on Strangers: Grammar (In)correction
Warning: Toni and Grant, I am afraid that this post may put you into cardiac arrest... read on with caution.
Today I was at Target. Let me just say that, when it comes to eavesdropping, Target has proved to be the mother ship.
This little encounter occurred between a mother and her 5 year old daughter.
Daughter: Mom, I really want you to come look at this shirt. I just saw it over there.
Mother: I just seen it over there.
Daughter: Oh, sorry... I just seen it over there.
If children are the future, this little child is the future student of remedial English. Good times.
2 Comments:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! My left arm hurts and I feel crushing pain in my chest! You are sooo lucky I wasn't there with you. I would have been totally rude and corrected her!
Horrid.
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