Attention High School Seniors...

My sister wanted to know if I could hang out with her during her spring break. I went on the UCR website to see when this alleged spring break was to occur. While on the website I gazed upon a face under the "Students Considering UCR" link.

If this is the kind of student thinking about attending UCR I would be hesitant to step on campus without a can of pepper spray and a high voltage tazer. Seriously, if you want students to come to your school don't use a picture of someone who looks like they commonly have Sunday dinner with the Unibomber and Hannibal Lecture.